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  • They always seem to go out at the worse time.
  • Cancel that... It is suppose to get to 40 F here tonight... WTF!
  • Fun Texas Facts:

    Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas...

    If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas;

    If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas ;

    If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas ;

    If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas;

    If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas;

    If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas ;

    If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas ;

    If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas ;

    If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas ;

    If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly,' you may live in Texas ;

    If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Texas friends, you definitely live in Texas .

    Need to be cheered up?

    Happy, Texas 79042
    Pep , Texas 79353
    Smiley , Texas 78159
    Paradise , Texas 76073
    Rainbow , Texas 76077
    Sweet Home , Texas 77987
    Comfort , Texas 78013
    Friendship, Texas 76530

    Love the Sun?

    Sun City , Texas 78628
    Sunrise , Texas 76661
    Sunset, Texas 76270
    Sundown, Texas 79372
    Sunray , Texas 79086
    Sunny Side , Texas 77423

    Want something to eat?

    Bacon , Texas 76301
    Noodle , Texas 79536
    Oatmeal , Texas 78605
    Turkey , Texas 79261
    Trout, Te xas 75789
    Sugar Land , Texas 77479
    Salty, Texas 76567
    Rice , Texas 75155
    Sweetwater, Texas 79556

    Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!

    Detroit , Texas 75436
    Colorado City , Texas 79512
    Cleveland , Texas 77327
    Dayton, Texas 77535
    Denver City , Texas 79323
    Klondike , Texas 75448
    Nevada , Texas 75173
    Memphis , Texas 79245
    Miami, Texas 79059
    Boston , Texas 75570
    Santa Fe , Texas 77517
    Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
    Reno , Texas 75462
    Freeport , Texas 77541

    Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a plane ticket!

    Athens , Texas 75751
    Canadian, Texas 79014
    China , Texas 77613
    Egypt , Texas 77436
    Ireland , Texas 76538
    Turkey , Texas 79261
    London , Texas 76854
    New London , Texas 75682
    Paris, Texas 75460

    No need to travel to Washington D.C.

    Whitehouse , Texas 75791

    We even have a city named after our planet!

    Earth , Texas 79031

    And a city named after our State!

    Texas City , Texas 77590

    Exhausted?

    Energy , Texas 76452

    Cold?

    Blanket , Texas 76432
    Winters, Texas

    Like to read about History?

    Santa Anna , Texas
    Goliad , Texas
    Alamo , Texas
    Gun Barrel City, Texas
    Robert lee, Texas

    Need Office Supplies?

    Staples, Texas 78670

    Men are from Mars, women are from Venus , Texas 76084

    You guessed it..it's on the state line..

    Texline , Texas 79087

    For the kids...

    Kermit , Texas 79745
    Elmo , Texas 75118
    Nemo , Texas 76070
    Tarzan , Texas 79783
    Winnie , Texas 77665
    Sylvester, Texas 79560

    Other city names in Texas , to make you smile.....

    Frognot, Texas 75424
    Bigfoot , Texas 78005
    Hogeye, Texas 75423
    Cactus , Texas 79013
    Notrees , Texas 79759
    Best, Texas 76932
    Veribest , Texas 76886
    Kickapoo , Texas 75763
    Dime Box , Texas 77853
    Old Dime Box , Texas 77853
    Telephone, Texas 75488
    Telegraph , Texas 76883
    Whiteface , Texas 79379
    Twitty, Texas 79079

    And last but not least, the Anti-Al Gore City

    Kilgore , Texas 75662

    And our favorites...

    Cut n Shoot, Texas
    Gun Barrell City , Texas
    Hoop And Holler, Texas
    Ding Dong, Texas and, of course,
    Muleshoe , Texas

    Here are some little known, very interesting facts about Texas .

    1. Beaumont to El Paso : 742 miles
    2. Beaumont to Chicago : 770 miles
    3. El Paso is closer to California than to Dallas
    4. World's first rodeo was in Pecos , July 4, 1883.
    5. The Flagship Hotel in Galveston is the only hotel in North America built over water. (DESTROYED BY HURRICANE IKE.)
    6. The Heisman Trophy ws named after John William Heisman who was the first full-time coach at Rice University in Houston.
    7. Brazoria County has more species of birds than any other area in North America .
    8. Aransas Wildlife Refuge is the winter home of North America 's only remaining flock of whooping cranes.
    9. Jalapeno jelly originated in Lake Jackson in 1978.
    10. The worst natural disaster in U.S . history was in 1900, caused by a hurricane, in which over 8,000 lives were lost on Galveston Island .
    11. The first word spoken from the moon, July 20, 1969, was ' Houston .'
    12. King Ranch in South Texas is larger than Rhode Island .
    13. Tropical Storm Claudette brought a U.S. rainfall record of 43" in 24 hours in and around Alvin in July of 1979.
    14. Texas is the only state to enter the U.S. by TREATY, (known as the Constitution of 1845 by the Republic of Texas to enter the Union ) instead of by annexation. This allows the Texas Flag to fly at the same height as the U.S. Flag, and may divide into 5 states.
    15. A Live Oak tree near Fulton is estimated to be 1500 years old.
    16. Caddo Lake is the only natural lake in the state.
    17. Dr Pepper was invented in Waco in 1885. There is no period in Dr Pepper.
    18. Texas has had six capital cities: Washington -on- the Brazos, Harrisburg , Galveston , Velasco, West Columbia and Austin .
    19. The Capitol Dome in Austin is the only dome in the U.S. which is taller than the Capitol Building in Washington DC (by 7 feet).
    20. The name ' Texas ' comes from the Hasini Indian word 'tejas' meaning friends. Tejas is not Spanish for Texas .
    21. The State Mascot is the Armadillo (an interesting bit of trivia about the armadillo is they always have four babies. They have one egg, which splits into four, and they either have four males or four females.).
    22. The first domed stadium in the U.S. was the Astrodome in Houston .

    Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie , Texas :

    (1) Just one God.
    (2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
    (3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
    (4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.
    (5) Put nothin' before God.
    (6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
    (7) No killin'.
    (8) Watch yer mouth.
    (9) Don't take what ain't yers..
    (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.
  • The full scene is funny...only could find this part

  • I'll be working in Epping and Broadmeadows the next two nights.    

    Ummm, anyone got spare shotgun or sidearm I could borrow.
    :-t
  • You going to visit JC? All the tough guys are in the north..  :>
  • How do I respond to that without insulting people? Fuck it. We're talking braun not brains.... ;)
  • Hey im from the north!
  • Darwin?
  • Northern suburbs of Melbourne.
  • Exactly...Darwin
  • I thought you Aussies couldn't have guns?
  • On the other hand the conference I just got back from had a skeet shooting competition as part of the meeting...
  • Cool!
  • Does it make me a super nerd to use a this Star Trek clip as motivation to drop a few pounds? The line must be drawn here!




  • Too demotivational, try...


  • So I bought a yoga ball to replace my chair at work.  First day to use it.  I sat on it from 10 AM - 3PM. It kicked my ass - back is sore, abs are sore...
  • We have these High Occupancy Vehicle (HOV) lanes that are great to beat the traffic if you have more than one person riding. When there is a wreck or stall you are a prisoner until the incident is cleared. FAIL!
  • I used to have a snow globe from Aronofsky's "The fountain". I really liked it. I have 2 daughters also:

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  • lol!

    Are they all normally walled like that?

    We call the T2 or T3 lanes and they are part of the normal motorway/freeway. T2 means 2 or more people must be in the car to be allowed to drive in it (T3...well you get the picture), they usually state that between certain hours only those cars that qualify can travel in it (usually peak hour), outside of those hours then anyone can travel in it - they aren't walled/closed in - one can move in and out of them.

    The bets lanes are the bus lanes (and taxi) only lanes - I was in one for the first time last week (in a taxi) travelling into the city. OMG forget the traffic jams - took 35 minutes to get into the city on a Friday night, normally expect maybe 60-90 minutes - almost worth the $120 cab fare.

  • 110x75 said:
    I used to have a snow globe from Aronofsky's "The fountain". I really liked it. I have 2 daughters also:

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    :(|)  Monkeys are troublesome
  • I went to fetch a softball out of a rose bush...  There must have been a nest of wasps because I got hit three times in the left forearm area, before freaking out and scratching the hell out of my right are trying to get out of a rose bush...

    Fucking sucks!


    :bz
  • Next time use two hands to catch the ball :-t
  • The carnage... And I am not allergic. image
  • This is going to be like Jaws...
    Last year at work, someone dropped an Angle grinder on me from above, which smashed my welding Screen off my head, and then hit my shoulder, yes it was still running..


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  • Bloody hell Paul!!! That's frightening stuff.

    Guess you whacked some tape on that and kept working ehh?
    ;)
  • Luckily my shirt and overalls jammed the thing or it may have done more damage.

    I did change my overalls and carried on as you do. Oddly there wasn't much blood as the disc was going that fast it sort of cauterised it... 
  • Ewwww that's nasty
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